I was going to meet my girlfriend for lunch at a local park the other day, Id never been there but she'd given me detailed directions and I fallowed them to the T. I walked around and around in circles and all I saw was this adorable alpaca. A few times I even thought I heard someone call my name, but Alpacas cant talk, can they? Finally I know I heard this alpaca call me a hooker and I realized that this Alpaca head was on a human body! Talk about a plastic surgery fail! My poor friend went to get a little hair transplantation done and while under general anesthesia the dr's got a little carried away! Poor dear. She is currently sueing for millions cross your fingers ya'll!